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12-08-2006, 10:04 AM
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12-18-2006, 08:55 AM
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Peter at the sperm bank.
Peter: Hello
Nurse: Hi, how can I help you
Peter: Yeah, I need to vanquish a white russian from my kremlin
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Nurse: Mr Griffin you were in the freezer for a very long time
Peter: Oh, I'm sorry, everything in the freezer is fine, just the way you left it, all the jars are filled and I did not break all the jars and then have to refill it w/ my own sperm. everything is fine.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Peter: Hello
Nurse: Hi, how can I help you
Peter: Yeah, I need to vanquish a white russian from my kremlin
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Nurse: Mr Griffin you were in the freezer for a very long time
Peter: Oh, I'm sorry, everything in the freezer is fine, just the way you left it, all the jars are filled and I did not break all the jars and then have to refill it w/ my own sperm. everything is fine.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
12-18-2006, 09:04 AM
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Brian Avoiding Meg
Meg: Hey brian, do you wanna go to the mall later
Brian: aaah...I kinda have plans
Meg: oh really what kind of plans
Brian: (thinking)....aaahh....Chris, yeah I have plans w/ Chris
Chris: We do?
Brian: Yeah, we gotta do that thing we always do
Chris: We do?
Brian: Yeah dont you remember, that thing we do every Thursday @ 6pm.
Chris: Oh you mean **********
Brian: (surprised look)...aaahh....Yeah thats it
Lois: Hey Brian & Meg, how are you two guys doing?
Meg: Oh Mom, we are doing just fine, we are more than friends...in fact.....
Brian: (thinking)...come on Meg....lets go to the mall and get you a cookie
Chris: (yelling from upstairs)....Hey Brian...Its 6pm...you IN or you OUT!!!
F'in Hilarious!!!!!
Meg: Hey brian, do you wanna go to the mall later
Brian: aaah...I kinda have plans
Meg: oh really what kind of plans
Brian: (thinking)....aaahh....Chris, yeah I have plans w/ Chris
Chris: We do?
Brian: Yeah, we gotta do that thing we always do
Chris: We do?
Brian: Yeah dont you remember, that thing we do every Thursday @ 6pm.
Chris: Oh you mean **********
Brian: (surprised look)...aaahh....Yeah thats it
Lois: Hey Brian & Meg, how are you two guys doing?
Meg: Oh Mom, we are doing just fine, we are more than friends...in fact.....
Brian: (thinking)...come on Meg....lets go to the mall and get you a cookie
Chris: (yelling from upstairs)....Hey Brian...Its 6pm...you IN or you OUT!!!
F'in Hilarious!!!!!
12-18-2006, 09:14 AM
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Peter, Quagmire, Joe the Cop at the Police Academy, Tobi
Joe: Ok Peter, your gonna perform a cavity search. Quagmire...your the one thats gonna be searched. Ok lets go
Quagmire: (pulls pants down)
Peter: (pulls pants down)
Joe: Peter you dont have to pull yours pants down
Peter: Oh...ok
Peter: (performing search)....Ok I thinks it
Tobi: (Ghey voice)....Are you sure....Can I check now
Now thats some Dupont Circle kind of ghey shiggidy!!!!
Joe: Ok Peter, your gonna perform a cavity search. Quagmire...your the one thats gonna be searched. Ok lets go
Quagmire: (pulls pants down)
Peter: (pulls pants down)
Joe: Peter you dont have to pull yours pants down
Peter: Oh...ok
Peter: (performing search)....Ok I thinks it
Tobi: (Ghey voice)....Are you sure....Can I check now
Now thats some Dupont Circle kind of ghey shiggidy!!!!
12-18-2006, 11:07 AM
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I couldnt stop laughing when meg saw brian in the kitchen after stewie asked him about the night.
Stewie started making his chair jump towards brian with a face that was priceless.
I almost cried laughing...
Stewie started making his chair jump towards brian with a face that was priceless.
I almost cried laughing...
12-18-2006, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by clokwork
I couldnt stop laughing when meg saw brian in the kitchen after stewie asked him about the night.
Stewie started making his chair jump towards brian with a face that was priceless.
I almost cried laughing...
Stewie started making his chair jump towards brian with a face that was priceless.
I almost cried laughing...
then meg was like "who's a good dog...huh...who's a good dog"
Brian: (wagging tail)...I am...I am...
That was priceless!!!!
12-18-2006, 11:13 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8sW2Qzhh38
Thios was my favorite episode where Stewy beats up Brian over 50.00!
Thios was my favorite episode where Stewy beats up Brian over 50.00!
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