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Old 04-08-2006, 12:13 PM
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Yo Momma!!!

The show is funny, but who is funnier on G35 driver???
What are your best yo momma jokes, or any other jokes for that matter?

YO MOMMA HAS ONE LEG AND WORKS AT I HOP
Old 04-08-2006, 12:16 PM
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^lmao

yo moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite
Old 04-08-2006, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmytango00
^lmao

yo moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHYT THAT WAS FUNNY
Old 04-08-2006, 12:45 PM
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling ***** for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *** and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, her **** give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her ***** that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Old 04-08-2006, 12:49 PM
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yo momma is so ugly, she trick or treats over the phone.
Old 04-08-2006, 12:51 PM
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yo momma is sooo stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.
Old 04-08-2006, 12:52 PM
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^^^ damn thats the ****.
Old 04-08-2006, 12:54 PM
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yo momma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter
Old 04-08-2006, 12:55 PM
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yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.




damn i miss jr. high
Old 04-08-2006, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dieselnuts
yo momma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter
classic!!
Old 04-08-2006, 12:58 PM
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yo momma is so fat, she uses the VCR for a pager.
Old 04-08-2006, 01:00 PM
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yo mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the road, i ran out of gas
Old 04-08-2006, 01:01 PM
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your mamma's so fat her blood type is RAGU
Old 04-08-2006, 01:02 PM
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your mamma's pu$$y is so dry, even the crab's carry canteens
Old 04-08-2006, 01:03 PM
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your mamma's so bald, her head looks like a freshly broken condom


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