I just got my 2011 G37xs black 2 weeks ago and some jackass put a dime sized ding on my driver side door. I'm f'n pissed!!

 

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some f%cker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: F&cking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some d!ckless piece of **** f$cked with it.
Lance: They should be f#cking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a$$hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a f#cker!
Vincent: What's more chickensh!t than f@cking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f#ck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

 

I feel u too man..
once a time I parked my car in an airport parking lot to pick up my mother, and I intentially parked it far away from busy parts of the lot and I parked in an area with almost 15 empty slots cause its so far..
when I came back with my mother, I saw a car, left all the empty parking slots and parked just next to me, thats not it... he parked the way that the driver could never get out from his side unless he leaves from the passenger door.. !!! can u imagine that..
I felt myself in a dream.. can this be possible I mean is there such f**k-up minded persons really ??!!

and of course I saw a dent and a scratch..

I felt so angry and furious and I wished that I was alone, I drove with my mother like nothing happened and as I drove for about 100 meters I told my mother I will go pay for the parking ticket so I left and headed toward that car..
but unfortunately his car was full of dents and scratches, so no use of trying to damage it although I tried to scratch it by a key from the front to the back both sides,, and left him a letter full of curses and painful words.. and I wished he had an accident one day..
and I never regret what I did and will never regret..

 

some lady rear ended...my door a few weeks back. on the contrary though, it's now in the car being replaced. she hit one fender, but her insurance company allowed for me to overlap a few other jobs i'd been meaning to do on the car; she'll be essentially brand new when i get her back AND i have finally have my volks waiting to go on her as well!

good luck OP! things definitely will turn around.

 

Some scumbag keyed a rental i was driving while mine was getting fixed.
keyed the qp on pos chevy cobalt, thankfully the owner of the shop who did my work was sympathetic, he is fixing for $200.
Now the best part, not one day after my car was painted, someone launched a shopping cart to rear bumper.
A gallón of milk cost me $500 in damages.
Btw people dont care no matter where you live.

 

Just yesterday I had some well-fare case in some POS Intrepid park next to me. He was trying to fix the rubber trim on his door or something and propped his door right on mine as he pressed on it. He was lucky I had my work shirt on or there woulda been a smackdown, haha. Fortunately, no damage (surprisingly).

 

Going on 4 years now, not a single door ding, but then I never park close to anyone to this day. Now my front end however looks like Admiral Adama, frakin cylon trucks.

I think most people when they see a modded car know the owners going to be picky and take extra percautions or at least more so then when they park next to a family van... old couples would be the exception, they're lucky to be able to get out of the car, let alone worry about a door swing, you got to be proactive there and deploy shields or jump the hell out of there.

 

some people are just jealous turds....

 

Yeah I had my G for a total of 36 hours when some tard decided it would be hilarious to key the roof right above the passenger side door. Fortunately I got it buffed out and cleaned up, but its really annoying. I usually park toward the back of the lot, not double parked or anything. Some people are just haters I guess.

 

My story was also painful: I only had my G for like 2 weeks with no license plate yet. So I was waiting at a red light. There was this old handicapped man on a wheelchair with an umbrella extended to the top. He was sitting on the middle divider to my left. Suddenly, he tried to back up and somehow fell into my driver's door. I was like WTF!!! I couldn't get out because the umbrella tip was stuck on my door. I was sooo mad. The driver from the car behind me got out and helped him get up. I stepped out the car and saw a deep 5" long scratch on the door. I didn't know what to do or if there was anything I could do???

Damn, that was a sad day.

 

Theoretically speaking, if I happen to be walking to my car and I see some one keying it, can I bum rush them and beat the crap out of them, then call the cops? Just wondering........

 

Do what I've done a couple of times. If you know for certain when you get back to your car that it's been dinged by the car next to you, just find a small pebble, insert it into the lid from the tire stem and roll it back on. The tire deflates in about 5 minutes and the ******* comes back to find his tire flat, has to change a tire that's not really damaged (much more effective in the middle of winter) or call a towtruck (hopefully he doesn't have CAA so he has to pay for one.)

You are not damaging his car so you aren't stooping to his level (and most of the time he has a POS car anyways so scrataching his car does nothing) but it feels good to make him go thru all that bull**** to find out his tire is fine. You can be very inconspicuous in doing it and takes a few seconds and it ruins the rest of thier day and maybe the day after if you're lucky.

I've been lucky with my G so far but I always park far away if possible but with my last car I got a huge ding from some **** parked beside me at the mall and you know they are not gonna admit it 90% of the time or they would have left a note as soon as they did it. And with that ***** I did it to 2 of his tires on the same side so the idiot would be sure he ran over something.

And if the guy's kids did it then i guess they will be waiting around whining for mommy and daddy to fix the tire and they deserve it for not training thier kids properly in respecting other people's property. I always remind my kids to open the door slowly when they get out of the car and they are very careful. Too bad it seems most adults aren't as trainable.

 

Why does brake fluid come to mind....

 

This didn't happen to my G, but...... Today I was walking out of the grocery store when I noticed that this person in a mini-van was pulling in next to a pretty nice G sedan. Of course they had to pull in on the line, literally a foot from the G. And all of a sudden, a 6 year old kid throws the front door of the mini-van open and completely scrapes the sideview mirror of the G. Normally I wouldn't be mad about this because it wasn't my car. My question is why would you buy a mini-van, with a lovely sliding back door that has no way to hit the car next to you, and let a small child sit in the front seat??? Are parents really that stupid now?

 

I doubt they were stupid, they are just careless and shows absolutely no respect to other people's property. But I do believe people who buy minivans are less than smart. When you earned yourself a decent career, you just don't have the time to breed like a rabbit.