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Old 06-02-2012 | 01:02 PM
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bird with diarrhea?

Every morning for the past 2 weeks, a bird has been pooping on my car. I keep it outside because theres no space in the garage. So every morning for the past 2 weeks, they have decided to poop on my car! Sometimes big, sometimes small, but this time, it has amazed me. This bird has to have had diarrhea! Take a look at this....



There are splatter spots from halfway down my sunroof all the way to the end of my trunk!
Old 06-02-2012 | 01:04 PM
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lmfao, sorry but this thread made me laff
Old 06-02-2012 | 01:08 PM
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lolz. I would shoot that bird down. get that **** off your car!! literally!!
Old 06-02-2012 | 01:10 PM
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Dafuuuuuuuqqq!!!

You feed your birds Mexican food or something?
Old 06-02-2012 | 01:15 PM
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Lol. Thread put a smile on my face for the morning! Make sure you wash it off man.
Old 06-02-2012 | 02:06 PM
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LOL! that's some serious aerial assault man.

I saw the thread title and I said to myself, "this can't be good".
Old 06-02-2012 | 03:04 PM
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That must be a big @ss bird damn lol!!! throw some Immodium tables for for the birds , but they might break your window next time they take a crap Lol!! jk
Old 06-02-2012 | 03:10 PM
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Light a couple firecrackers at night. A couple of nights of that will scar them away.


We have 2 big **** trees in my front yard that cover the pattio and every night what seemed like 100s of birds would post up in them and sleep there. Never any nest or anything, just sleep. The patio would be covered in bird **** and not to mention they chit chatted every moring at the crack of dawn for alteast an hour before they took flight.

Every summer we buy a **** load of those 25 shot saturn missles and save them. When they come back, we light them off and the birs just scatter. Usally we only have to do it 5 or 6 nights a summer and they get the picture.
Old 06-02-2012 | 04:08 PM
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Invest in a cheapo canopy until you can park in the garage again. At least your car would stay poop free!
Old 06-02-2012 | 04:30 PM
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Remove the Illest sticker and I bet the bird will stop pooping on your car...

Kidding. Great thread!
Old 06-02-2012 | 04:35 PM
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Lmao, thats crayz.
same thing happeden to my sis G sedan but on her hood. lol
Old 06-02-2012 | 04:54 PM
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Eat a plate of scrambled eggs out on your porch to show them you mean business.
Old 06-02-2012 | 05:15 PM
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1. Call a paleontologist
2. Tell him you know where to find a live pterodactyl
3. ???
3. Profit!!!
Old 06-02-2012 | 06:27 PM
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Haha wow. Almost looks fake.

Invest in a car cover for yourself....or buy a
Old 06-02-2012 | 06:47 PM
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Lol I super Lol'd when I saw the picture hahahahahahaha



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