bird with diarrhea?
06-07-2012, 01:27 AM
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06-07-2012, 04:05 PM
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LMAOOOO damn dude id be super pissed if I woke up to that every morning lol.
06-07-2012, 04:40 PM
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06-07-2012, 07:38 PM
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ive seen some mean bird **** on my cars, parking under power lines in front of my house. never seen any **** like that...
06-07-2012, 09:55 PM
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god damn its like a pterodactyl took a duece on your car!
06-08-2012, 09:37 AM
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1. Buy a new house with a bigger garage.
2. Park you car inside new garage.
3. Sleep peacefully at night.
06-09-2012, 04:11 PM
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Lmao! I busted out laughing at work when I saw this! Must have been a big bird. Plane maybe? Haha
06-11-2012, 04:38 PM
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woah that's a big one, haterz gonna hatezzzzz
06-11-2012, 05:31 PM
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06-11-2012, 07:50 PM
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Quote:
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1. Buy a new house with a bigger garage.
2. Park you car inside new garage.
3. Sleep peacefully at night.
4. Profit
BTW...I agree with those guys saying a pterodactyl is living in your tree. Definitely.
06-16-2012, 11:34 AM
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falcor from the "never ending story" movie flew over your car
06-16-2012, 03:26 PM
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Birds naturally crap over water. That's why you'll never see a beat up pickup with bird crap on it. The reflection off a shiny car is always their preferred target, and I'm guessing coupes get more as the glass isn't as vertical as other vehicles.
So too much crap in your garage and too much crap on your car. Sounds like a really crappy situation going on there. At least you didn't leave the sunroof open. Good news is that the crap on your car will make you take care of the crap in your garage so you can give your beauty a proper home.
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Eat a plate of scrambled eggs out on your porch to show them you mean business.
LOL!
And if that doesn't work, get a bucket of the Colonel's Original Recipe and leave the empty container on your lawn overnight.
06-17-2012, 11:20 PM
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You are one lucky guy. Lol.
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