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Old 06-02-2012, 06:36 PM
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you have Teradactyl's in the area or something?
Old 06-02-2012, 06:40 PM
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hahaha, well sh*t, (literally) that's one giant poop stain! Do you park under an albatross nest? I'd love to see what bird is responsible for that. Thanks for the lolz.
Old 06-02-2012, 06:57 PM
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I swear these cars are poop magnets! Every time I leave mine outside I get bombed. I feel your pain lol
Old 06-02-2012, 08:14 PM
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I have 2 other cars at my house, neither of which but mine get pooped on. I switched places with both cars and still my car gets bird crap on them! But somehow, the birds dont poop on my other two cars!!!!!

frustrates me! I will get a car cover or maybe a tiger like someone above said haha.

By the way, there are phone lines above my house, which is probably where birds go in the morning to take a dump. Somehow they love taking a dump on my car though. I might wake up early and shoot some birds!
Old 06-02-2012, 08:41 PM
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Same problem at work. I will pick random parking spots and no matter what they find me. It's like they have something against my g.
Old 06-02-2012, 11:10 PM
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hahahahaha man Im dying laughing sorry >.<
that bird **** half of your car, maybe it was a duck with diarrhea
Old 06-03-2012, 12:33 AM
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No idea guys, I just cleaned my car today. I'll see tomorrow if another bird takes a crap on my car. Hopefully it wont. I am at the point of emptying the garage so I can just put the car in there then it can avoid the rain as well
Old 06-03-2012, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Himalaya
No idea guys, I just cleaned my car today. I'll see tomorrow if another bird takes a crap on my car. Hopefully it wont. I am at the point of emptying the garage so I can just put the car in there then it can avoid the rain as well
very good idea sir! thats what I did. Can keep it there nice and clean
Old 06-03-2012, 07:28 AM
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just park your car in the garage the way its meant to be. that way car remains clean and you dont have unwanted junk in garage either.
Old 06-03-2012, 06:52 PM
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WoW, that is just wrong! WTHell did you do to **** off that bird so bad?
Old 06-03-2012, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Presto
just park your car in the garage the way its meant to be. that way car remains clean and you dont have unwanted junk in garage either.
Best advice I've read all day!
Old 06-03-2012, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jesse550
Eat a plate of scrambled eggs out on your porch to show them you mean business.
Haaaaaaah, Love this post!
Old 06-03-2012, 10:31 PM
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everytime i come back to this thread ,i cant stop laughing lol
Old 06-04-2012, 01:13 AM
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Hahahaha, gross.
Old 06-04-2012, 04:12 AM
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Lol pretty good thread.


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