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My car claimed there was no key when I went to start it..with keyfob in pocket.

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Old 03-11-2010 | 01:59 PM
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Old 03-11-2010 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Betty
Becasue then locking an unlocking the doors would look kinda funny to onlookers. Plus the alarm would go off every time it's, you know, "Barry White music time".
What's wrong with your car having a "honkgasm"?

Of course, if your..ahem..."special keyfob" had it's battery go out, you'd have to put your junk into the slot for the keyfob when it has no battery..ahem..

Okay...I'm done here!
Old 03-11-2010 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Arvig
What's wrong with your car having a "honkgasm"?

Of course, if your..ahem..."special keyfob" had it's battery go out, you'd have to put your junk into the slot for the keyfob when it has no battery..ahem..

Okay...I'm done here!
I think that right there is what black betty considers "barry white music time"

lmfao
Old 03-11-2010 | 03:38 PM
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lol @ this thread.

My guess woulda been just another case of tightazz pants. Pants were so tight the signal was being interrupted.

Its happened to me before but not because of the tight *** pants, but because of my chorizo con huevos getting in the way like Betty said.
Old 03-11-2010 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Gamedog
lol @ this thread.

My guess woulda been just another case of tightazz pants. Pants were so tight the signal was being interrupted.

Its happened to me before but not because of the tight *** pants, but because of my chorizo con huevos getting in the way like Betty said.
Somebody knows what I'm taking about!

But seriously, I think it just happens occasionally. It's done it to me once. I shut off the car, got out, got back in, and it was normal again. Just a fluke I guess.
Old 03-11-2010 | 06:34 PM
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hmmmmm im gonna have to say 2......
Old 03-11-2010 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Betty
Somebody knows what I'm taking about!

But seriously, I think it just happens occasionally. It's done it to me once. I shut off the car, got out, got back in, and it was normal again. Just a fluke I guess.

Oh whew, I'm glad you were joking with regards to adjusting your "junk" so it doesn't block the transmitter in the keyfob. I was SERIOUSLY worried you were going to provide a photo demonstration of the procedure next!



AHEM..anyway, I was in my car about 90 minutes total today, and no problems with it not recognizing the keyfob. I guess all the recommended...adjustments worked.
Old 03-11-2010 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Arvig
Oh whew, I'm glad you were joking with regards to adjusting your "junk" so it doesn't block the transmitter in the keyfob. I was SERIOUSLY worried you were going to provide a photo demonstration of the procedure next!



AHEM..anyway, I was in my car about 90 minutes total today, and no problems with it not recognizing the keyfob. I guess all the recommended...adjustments worked.
You seem to have a sense of humor where my little joke wouldn't offend you.

Glad it got normal again. If it happens again update us. Mine hasn't done it again since the first time over a year ago, that's why I said it must be a fluke.
Old 03-12-2010 | 02:07 AM
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Doubt it's the battery. My battery is still at a little under 1/2 juice and I've been using the fob for almost 2 1/2 years, since I got the car. Probably a one time thing! was there anything metallic near the key? Because I know wrapping it in aluminum foil or encasing it as such renders its presence non existent.
Old 03-12-2010 | 09:43 AM
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Its all run by a computer. Sometimes computers just screw up. I wouldn't worry about it unless it becomes a common occurence...
Old 03-12-2010 | 10:21 AM
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Wheres this key slot at, in case my fob battery dies?
Old 03-12-2010 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by focker
Wheres this key slot at, in case my fob battery dies?
Lower left dash near you knee.
Old 03-12-2010 | 12:00 PM
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^ But it doesnt charge the fob or start the car if the battery in the fob is dead from what i've heard. Its just to insert it while driving.


The slot does nothing IIRC
Old 03-12-2010 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Gamedog
^ But it doesnt charge the fob or start the car if the battery in the fob is dead from what i've heard. Its just to insert it while driving.


The slot does nothing IIRC
You're right about the slot not charing the FOB but incorrect about the rest.

The I-Key has 2 IDs, one for Intelligent Key RF transmission and one for IVIS (NATS) which is a separate Infinit/Nissan immobilization/anti theft system. The latter ID is store in a circuit in the FOB. When your FOB battery is discharged and you plug it into the slot the electronics around the slot can read the ID just like a non-IKey Nissan vehicle with a NATS chip in the physical key. So the slot is not just a place to put your FOB but required if the I-Key transmission is not possible due to a discharged battery.
Old 03-12-2010 | 04:17 PM
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Oh.

Ya see? I stand corrected. lol

A thousand apologies O-B-1


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