The Best of MyG37... Classic Quotes and Posts

[Blackjack]

As things are starting to get busy, we don't want to forget about all the bloopers, funny and classic posts, etc. that all have learned to love and laugh at.

So... Here's a thread to keep the memories alive.

Rules:

For Quotes... They should look like this:

quoted text of the funny/classic post

For Links to Threads... They should look like this:
https://urloffunnythreadorpost

Please keep this clean of commentary or "lol's". We've all laughed about them in the other threads and don't need that here. If your post doesn't contain an addition to "The Best of", it will be deleted.

Enjoy!

PS... Special Thanks to MaxtotheG37 for the idea.

[Blackjack]

VDC Off improves exhaust tone???

Originally Posted by avirex4085

are most of you driving with the VDC off to get a better exhaust note and maybe go a little quicker?

[Gday]

"This car is fast, forget those magazine numbers that says otherwise, my butt dyno is more accurate"

[1BADV6]

"I can get 10 WHP from an intake? Dude I'll gladly ship $500+ dollars off for that, I'm sure that biased dyno means nothing and they are being legit"

"The 335i can get 10WHP off an intake, I'm sure the Injen performs just as good on the G37"

"Wow, why don't I get 10HP from my Injen? I want my money back, waaaah"

[DiamondGCoupe]

Posts made by Krazy J

http://www.myg37.com/forums/search.php?searchid=3852754

[bboysteele]

Hehehe!

Seriously dude having a 330HP car at 16 is about 120HP more than you can handle. You don't need 'More Power' or NOS or a Turbo for that matter. My suggestion is to stop hanging out with that kid who owns a 335ci and find a new friend with a Kia so you don't kill yourself. Last thing we need around here is another one of those threads.

http://myg37.com/forums/engine-drivetrain-and-forced-induction/177345-nitrous.html

[sTiLLBaLLiN37]

Posts/Quotes:

Post: Blackjack's fail pictures
Quote: Choy Boy's "Another IP"

[MaxToTheG37]

This post below was posted in the "post your wife and GF thread"

Originally Posted by prutkows

cry me a river. it was a joke.

anyway, heres my girl. what do you guys think? scale of 1-10?

[MaDd]

Originally Posted by GiGGaplease

looks good. better than the polished one. are those headlight like blacked the heck out? dang..

http://myg37.com/forums/intake-and-exhaust/183352-injens-installed.html
post #12

[Black Betty]

Originally Posted by finagle69

is her snatch worth the price of shipping your car to England to move there...?

Quote of the month. See thread here: http://myg37.com/forums/the-lounge-off-topic/183619-girl-went-back-to-england-what-to-do.html

[Blackjack]

Originally Posted by GiGGaplease

yes we are. everyone on here is hung like a horse and is a pornstar.

This was Gigga responding to commentw in a dating advice thread.

[MaDd]

in the thread asking for custom license plate suggestions, this comment was made..

Originally Posted by Igor911

2grl1cp

hahha that had me rolling on the floor laughing.. ya i spelled that out.

http://www.myg37.com/forums/showthre...94#post2396294

[MaxToTheG37]

Originally Posted by sTiLLBaLLiN37

BTW, I am going to delete my account, I really don't want to be "whoring" up your boards.

Got better things to do than have a pissing contest with people I am never going to see, (thank g0d).

Dunno if he is for real or kiddin... hilarious none the less...

[G37RacerX]

Originally Posted by JDM

so its ok to go over 45mph in DS mode?

http://myg37.com/forums/engine-drivetrain-and-forced-induction/177865-drive-sport-ds-mode.html

[MaxToTheG37]

Originally Posted by UpRev

How is there still debate on this product doing anything? The very means that this product uses to work defies ability to actually accomplish anything.

BLitz TC thread... ^^^